Wednesday, June 3, 2009

anoth justin stankin stockley post...

he took his dori dori car out for the first time to do a stright run....fucked up the start so the mad cunt just manji's down the quater!!!
i love stanky b'z!!!!




Thursday, May 28, 2009

POLLY EXLUSIVE.......JUSTIN STANKIN STOCKLEY INTERVIEW

Name: Justin "Kebab" Stockley
Age: 17 and aporximately 3 months
Location: Melbourne
Transport: mehhhhh? legs? mum?
entry speed: .........manji?

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A.
So stacky b'z....where have you been, you used to be all over the melbourne bmx

Q.
scene..camby every weekend at 5:30am??
every weekend at 5:30? siiiiiiiif................more like 5:30am when your dad drops us off on the way to work. And i was at danga on the weekend. Ive been working, playing playstation, and being a part time drift wannabe sponno cunt
ohhh i just read it again, you said 5:30am, i thought you said pm, first question and im failing already




A.
In all the years we rode Dandenong skatepark together, whats the best thing that has happend there...best thing meaning most wild or crazy or what ever?

Q.
Pwoahhh, Yourself + ugly girl with broken arm (who now is hot but lives in nz) + toilets = WINNING!
and calming you down when 30 blackies are walking towards us with nun chucks, bats, poles etc

(hahaha her name was bonnie and she fell off her rollerblades)



(me)and those blackeis were gonna smack us up bro!

(stockers)they were gonna smack you up, if they got any closer i was thinking about shanking you and getting the fuck out of there!

(me) haha fuckin some mate you are!)
(stockers)you know i wouldnt do that too you:)

Q.
whats the deal with being so hairy man? like i remember i was chasing you around your house once and you were hiding around the corner in a hall way..and when i got around the corner...you were standing there with your pants down with your cheeks spread and it was like the amazon jungle?

A.
HAHAHAHA!.....
(me) MAN! I NEARLY GOT A FACE FULL OF STOCKY BOX!

im hairy as, who knows, one day i had none, next day i woke up and it was like KABOOOOOOOOOM! and i thought to myself "im fat, ugly, slightly resemble chewbacca and your dad, now im really fucked"

Q.
HAHAHAHAHAHA my dad is a shit cunt...remember when we were driving to your house and we were laughin at some cunt and my dad full went psycho..like nearly crashed the car???

A.
ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! it was because he told you to clean your shitty dirty stankin knee pads, you ignored him and lauhged at the dude with the massive nose in the car next to us. Your dad was just about to break loose!....
i wish i was there when andy and spaghetti went to your house tooting the hoon, the thought of your dad running in underwear gets me to a semi

(me) HAHAHAHA that was so dirty....shlonga hang'n out chasing after the car!



Q.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN DAD...HE MOLESTED ME WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS SO BUISCUTS....SOME FUCKIN DUNKAROO'S!!??

A.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! he gave you the good old footy love tap, it was your imagination that was taking it to the next level!


(me) no fuckin way man...his finger went in!!!

(stockers) gtfo!
next question, enough about my dad n shit!!

Q.
HAHAHAHA ok, did you wank under my bed and lie about it?? like i could hear you wankin and you just told me you werent?

A. your kidding me! ahahahahha what you think this is a brothel or something?

(ME) no way man, there was a bass-stain under my bed after that
(stockers)if anything you were the one who mazzod in my shower!

(me) i fuckin did cunt! i used all your fuckin shampoo on the job aswell!!

(stockers)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! better have wiped that shit up, otherwise woulda had bastein on my feet while riding dange the next day!

(me) haha you wish i'd clean up after myself
(stockers) lol fffaaarrrkkkkk!

A.
Fuck your shit at cookin deep fried mars bars....care to explain why?

Q.
cause some dickhead wasnt watching them, so they nearly blew the roof off my house, would have never happened if some fat kid didnt bug me all day to make some for him!
they were nice though, yeah?

(ME) HAHA they were so yummy, not as good as the nacho's though :)

(stockers) you polished off them bad boys pretty good, and you looked like a smashed pipi after them.......

i must admit, you did a pretty good job, just like when u licked all the remains of shit and soap off the bbq, all for a drumstick, that i never bought you hahaha sucka!

Q. WTF IS A SMASHED PIPI...and you owe me a fuckin drumstick CUNT!

A.
ahahah the shit you put on the end of a fishing rod as bait on the long wog poles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Q.
ABREACTION-BMX?

A.
yeah, you want a sponno? like ive seen you ride your bike before your soo good, ill give you sponno, ill give you free t-shirts with iron on logos that come off in the wash, but better than nothing yeah?...
nah but seriously, admitadly, the jam was baller! everything else about that penis extention of a company was an epic fail!

(me) hahaha is was a good jam.. i got a savage infection in my arm that day though haha.

(stockers) ahahahah
i got feeble pedal stall to smith pedal stall down pat that day, it was even on samuels abreaction jam coverage video.........
you got gangreen cause you only used to shower when u came to my house, other than that, never!
hahaha

(me) yeah annd i used to clog your drains up with shit and jizz cunt!hahaha!!

(stockers)



Q.
I heard you tried to sell the company (ABREACTION-BMX) to cooperB for $50...do you think he is silly for not buying?

A.

dont beleive what you have heard is from a reliable source
but if i did offer it to him
1. i would have made it 49.95 so it sounded like a bargain
and
2. he woulda been silly not to buy it for that, i even would have given him the iron on print paper so he could have printer baller a4 sized logos for the siQ 5 dollar t-shirts

(me)
HAHAHAHA YOUR TO FUNNY CUNT! i cant talk to you anymore or i will die of laughter..

A.
Any thanks or shout outs?

want me to give u a call and give you some mike tyson raps?
i wanna give a shout out to the fence that hit my car, im gonna get you back for that
and thanks to cooper and all the fp team for gving me a focalpoint sponno, really appreciate the time and effort you have put in for me. y00 GU11Z R0000L!
love you polly!
goodnight!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Name:Christopher wayne Matthews
age:26
location:ascot vale
transport: public
how many dicks do you have?: 4

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Q. so chris, how did the nick name “flagz” come about?

A. long story short, went out drunk to a house party with a old bike flag down some welding overalls, woke in the mornin to my fucked up nick name

HAHAHAHA

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Q. you’re a happily married man, how did you pop the question?

A.yes happlily married, story was i got to drunk and ask earlier than i wanted, ruined the suprise of it all



Q. whats your favourite song of all time and why?

A. gimmie shelter - rolling stones. couldnt tell ya why, it just is, that or for those about to rock- ACDC!!



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Q. how many beers have you consumed in the last year?
A. 614


Q. what BBQ meat best describes you, and why?
A. steak..
coz its black on the outside and pink on the inside


Q. what animal would you most like to play cards with and why?

A.wombat!! coz they look like they would like sipping beers and shit




Q.Adid you ever know that you’re my hero??

A.your everything i would like to be?

you are the wind beneath my wings?
indeed i am

any thank you's? or shout outs?
bubble-o-bills, chilli factor, axle pegs and tin snips

SPUTNIC BMX - Chris Matthews from DeferoVideoMag on Vimeo.




Sunday, May 24, 2009

polly exlusive.....daniel johnson interview.

i was lucky enough to track down the infamous DJ for quick chat.....


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Name: Daniel "dj " Johnson
age: 20. nearly 21. party time!!!
location: mooroolbark
transport: nissan NAVARA.

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you’re an incredible dancer…whats your dancing backround?
haha i used to enjoy watching micheal jackson videos when i was younger hahahaha

whats your favourite dance move?
the spring dance for sure.

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if you could be any monstrer truck..who would you be?
ULTIMET DISTRUCTION!!!

....




How many tables did we dance on whilst galavanting in the city on my 18th?
i think it was 2.. was fair amazing.. suprised we didnt get kicked out.
i think the bouncers just knew we were having fun.. and were generally wild roudy mother fuckers.


whats your favourite gear to drive in?
1st snapped into second.. fishy'ing in mud.. haha



whats your favourite song to dance in your car with me??
MY SHARONA!!!



So your knee is all busted up at the minute...what have you been doin with yourself since you cant ride?
took up golf.... which is a good challenge for me... its a tuff game.. also just chilling with the g.f and occasionally drinking a boon.


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sounds good fella, what course do you play at?
i have a membership at chirnside... but i also like to get out and about at as many courses as i can.


what BBQ meat do you think best describes you? and why?
rissol...compact.. and fucking tasty.. hahahhaa

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whats your favourite stunt to do on your BMX and why?
it would be a toss-up. between a barspin.. and the icepick grind on quarters or ledge, rail ect.ect

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your a hard workin man, but a mans gotta eat....whats on for smoko tonight??
hahaha.. lettuce beetroom cheese and ham rolls... with mayo ofcourse!! delicious!!


hahaha thanks for the interview mate! any shout outs or thankyous??

like to thank u polly.... ur the best mother fucker out there, oh and coop.. coz he made us blogs.. and made all this possible.. xoxo

Monday, May 18, 2009

dont do drugs

hahahahaha yessss

sauce heads go to the bst schools

Blue...R.I.P Charlzy says:
so right at school today this chick farts and out pops her tampon
for real!
P-F NG: FP ALL DAY! R.I.P Nathan Charles says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMFG
HAHAHAHAHAHA
THATS GOIN ON MY BLOG



lol




and here we are :)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

so dj hurt his knee a while ago and has been un able to ride,,,

so lately he has been driving 4x4's around for fun....

utes are tuff

b!

Monday, May 4, 2009

marnold's on colony!!!!

heres his intorductory video...........




Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

LUKE GOREKI

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

so a wise man once told me....

and i quote..."pol, you gotta slay dragons to get princess's"
best advice i ever got, thanks gil

Thursday, April 2, 2009

best thing ever....

this dude..dil from lillydale....cut his finger off at school because some kid said he wouldnt.....your the fuckin man!

just for polly

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

B!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Sunday, March 29, 2009

coco jamboo

Monday, March 23, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

MC DEVVO

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

POKEMON B!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

stacky b'z


stacky b'z aka basstain aka skid mark on the jocks of society has been riding again apperently..

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

seaford jam!!!!

this friday night
little park that is very very fun
2 stops away from frankston
ghetto ramps
lights
it will be shweeet

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

stacky b'z



stockers got a new car and made up some words about it....

autech version = non turbo manuel, with high comp pistons, high lift cams, fujibutso cams, sodium filled valves, extra suspension and chassis bracing, tuned ecu

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

do up your wheels tight + one

bmxgames this weekend!!!

they have box's of tissues on hand for when one of you twizzlers doesent land a flip whip and then blames it on your $50000 bike that weighs as much as your shoes


crybaby

Monday, January 19, 2009

just putting it out there.....

i see to many tail taps to footjams to tail taps
not a trick
im just saying..might vomit on you

Sunday, January 18, 2009

the emergency room suck dead pigs!

riding today at frankston, decided i'd do a 540 on the bank there

no dice, tweaked the fuck out of my back, tingling in my feet and what not
got home, was nearly in tears, went for a piss and nearly fell over cause i got a sharp stabbing pain inmy back mid stream...piss everywhere

so i end up goin to the hospital and i go in and give them my name and details and go sit down..

talkin to some old cunt in there that had been in there since 2pm this arvo, that had been brought in by the ambo..he hated life

so after waiting for an hour or so and realizing these cunts are gonna do shit for anyone, i chop out $100 to go see the non emergency doctor....

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS...

he told me to take a panadine fort
and sent me on my way.

so on my half an hour 50 meter walk from the cunt of a doctor back past the emergency room, i saw the same old fella sittin there and about 5 people that had got in after me had gone

SHAME.......SHAME..........SHAME australian public health care

Friday, January 16, 2009

i dont even care

lennox lewis..........yeah....um.lennox lewis..IM COMIN FOR YOU
its like i see all these cunts and im like hey cunt
i dont know what you heard about me...but you cant get a dollar outta me

CAUSE IM ON THE DOLL CUNT!
you and abo?
lee mans yeah um lee mans...COMIN FOR YOU


ARENT YOU THAT YOUNG KNOCK OUT KID JUSTIN STOCKLEY..YEAH ARENT YOU JUSTIN STOCKLEY THAT YOUND KNOCK OUT KID???
i dont care about 40km dori manji bunky rallly
BANFG!

YOUR BARSPINS LOOK LIKE X-UPS!

COMIN FOR YOU
lee mans cant toboggan
lee mans=that guy

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its rAINING?!?!!?!?!?

HOW MUCH DO YOU REKON IT IS TO GET BACK IN


HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!~!!!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

stockerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

justin stockley is a gorilla


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Sunday, January 11, 2009

thursday 7.30pm chanell 31.....

theres a cycling program on that has a bmx segmant that brad hurle (bloodshed productions) edit'd up, that features me talkin shit about my bike and a bunch of other riders shreeeeeeedingggg...so yeah watch it :)

THURSDAY 7.30pm CHANELL 31



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ohhhh fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

push it to the limit!

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"ohhhhh i forgot my keys"

Saturday, January 10, 2009

i got new bars

siqbarz

so my freind sam is joining the army

i assume it will look like this-


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FARRRRKINNN BANG!

Friday, January 9, 2009

we we we we we we we we!!!

piggy

for andy!

YES!

YUCK!!

lee mans yuck!!!


www.myspace.com/ihateleemans

just a helpfull tip for breakfast

butter your bread before you toast it...
it means less fuckin around when its go time and you have to spread your vegimite
and the toast gets down your neack while its still hot and good



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pretty sure these dudes kiss each other alot

LOL

Thursday, January 8, 2009

LEE MANS...LOVE/HATE

lolbus

http://groups.myspace.com/ihateleemans

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=432255478

YO.............BRUCE!!!

HAHAHAH stockerrrrrzzzzzzzz


justin stockley + 40km manji entry =

i love nathan j charles!



went to waragul today and saw WARAGUL'S FINEST in action
also talked alot of shit with charlzyyy

LOL

local music

i dont know of to many people in the bmx scene here in melbourne that are into rockabilly/psychobilly music but if you are these are some FUCK'N RAD bands that play around melbourne every other weekend CHECK EM OUT!

www.myspace.com/murderrats

www.myspace.com/gointoxica

www.myspace.com/fireballsaustralia

musical influence

city park wedensdays


all the boiz boys bouz went to the city tonight for a ride and we invented a game on the rail which left the rail a swolen bloddy mess

after that my pals andy,ivan,marko(scaddddddy) and myself hit up a kebab shop on chapel street for a feed, it was bloody good, i have garlic sauce running through my vains

add me on myspace
www.myspace.com/pauly_bmxer

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

first post

im polly and welcome to my blogggggg brahhhh