Age: 17 and aporximately 3 months
Location: Melbourne
Transport: mehhhhh? legs? mum?
entry speed: .........manji?
A.
So stacky b'z....where have you been, you used to be all over the melbourne bmx
Q.
scene..camby every weekend at 5:30am??
every weekend at 5:30? siiiiiiiif................more like 5:30am when your dad drops us off on the way to work. And i was at danga on the weekend. Ive been working, playing playstation, and being a part time drift wannabe sponno cunt
ohhh i just read it again, you said 5:30am, i thought you said pm, first question and im failing already
A.
In all the years we rode Dandenong skatepark together, whats the best thing that has happend there...best thing meaning most wild or crazy or what ever?
Q.
Pwoahhh, Yourself + ugly girl with broken arm (who now is hot but lives in nz) + toilets = WINNING!
and calming you down when 30 blackies are walking towards us with nun chucks, bats, poles etc
(hahaha her name was bonnie and she fell off her rollerblades)
(me)and those blackeis were gonna smack us up bro!
(stockers)they were gonna smack you up, if they got any closer i was thinking about shanking you and getting the fuck out of there!
(me) haha fuckin some mate you are!)
(stockers)you know i wouldnt do that too you:)
Q.
whats the deal with being so hairy man? like i remember i was chasing you around your house once and you were hiding around the corner in a hall way..and when i got around the corner...you were standing there with your pants down with your cheeks spread and it was like the amazon jungle?
A.
HAHAHAHA!.....
(me) MAN! I NEARLY GOT A FACE FULL OF STOCKY BOX!
im hairy as, who knows, one day i had none, next day i woke up and it was like KABOOOOOOOOOM! and i thought to myself "im fat, ugly, slightly resemble chewbacca and your dad, now im really fucked"
Q.
HAHAHAHAHAHA my dad is a shit cunt...remember when we were driving to your house and we were laughin at some cunt and my dad full went psycho..like nearly crashed the car???
A.
ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! it was because he told you to clean your shitty dirty stankin knee pads, you ignored him and lauhged at the dude with the massive nose in the car next to us. Your dad was just about to break loose!....
i wish i was there when andy and spaghetti went to your house tooting the hoon, the thought of your dad running in underwear gets me to a semi
(me) HAHAHAHA that was so dirty....shlonga hang'n out chasing after the car!
Q.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN DAD...HE MOLESTED ME WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS SO BUISCUTS....SOME FUCKIN DUNKAROO'S!!??
A.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! he gave you the good old footy love tap, it was your imagination that was taking it to the next level!
(me) no fuckin way man...his finger went in!!!
(stockers) gtfo!
next question, enough about my dad n shit!!
Q.
HAHAHAHA ok, did you wank under my bed and lie about it?? like i could hear you wankin and you just told me you werent?
A. your kidding me! ahahahahha what you think this is a brothel or something?
(ME) no way man, there was a bass-stain under my bed after that
(stockers)if anything you were the one who mazzod in my shower!
(me) i fuckin did cunt! i used all your fuckin shampoo on the job aswell!!
(stockers)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! better have wiped that shit up, otherwise woulda had bastein on my feet while riding dange the next day!
(me) haha you wish i'd clean up after myself
(stockers) lol fffaaarrrkkkkk!
A.
Fuck your shit at cookin deep fried mars bars....care to explain why?
Q.
cause some dickhead wasnt watching them, so they nearly blew the roof off my house, would have never happened if some fat kid didnt bug me all day to make some for him!
they were nice though, yeah?
(ME) HAHA they were so yummy, not as good as the nacho's though :)
(stockers) you polished off them bad boys pretty good, and you looked like a smashed pipi after them.......
i must admit, you did a pretty good job, just like when u licked all the remains of shit and soap off the bbq, all for a drumstick, that i never bought you hahaha sucka!
Q. WTF IS A SMASHED PIPI...and you owe me a fuckin drumstick CUNT!
A.
ahahah the shit you put on the end of a fishing rod as bait on the long wog poles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Q.
ABREACTION-BMX?
A.
yeah, you want a sponno? like ive seen you ride your bike before your soo good, ill give you sponno, ill give you free t-shirts with iron on logos that come off in the wash, but better than nothing yeah?...
nah but seriously, admitadly, the jam was baller! everything else about that penis extention of a company was an epic fail!
(me) hahaha is was a good jam.. i got a savage infection in my arm that day though haha.
(stockers) ahahahah
i got feeble pedal stall to smith pedal stall down pat that day, it was even on samuels abreaction jam coverage video.........
you got gangreen cause you only used to shower when u came to my house, other than that, never!
hahaha
(me) yeah annd i used to clog your drains up with shit and jizz cunt!hahaha!!
(stockers)
Q.
I heard you tried to sell the company (ABREACTION-BMX) to cooperB for $50...do you think he is silly for not buying?
A.
dont beleive what you have heard is from a reliable source
but if i did offer it to him
1. i would have made it 49.95 so it sounded like a bargain
and
2. he woulda been silly not to buy it for that, i even would have given him the iron on print paper so he could have printer baller a4 sized logos for the siQ 5 dollar t-shirts
(me)
HAHAHAHA YOUR TO FUNNY CUNT! i cant talk to you anymore or i will die of laughter..
A.
Any thanks or shout outs?
want me to give u a call and give you some mike tyson raps?
i wanna give a shout out to the fence that hit my car, im gonna get you back for that
and thanks to cooper and all the fp team for gving me a focalpoint sponno, really appreciate the time and effort you have put in for me. y00 GU11Z R0000L!
love you polly!
goodnight!
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